Theresa, the lovelz ladz who is putting Matt and I up in Berlin and acting as our tour guide, advised me that Germans are sick of people sazing Ich Bin Ein Berliner because thez’ve heard it a lot before.
We are having lots of fun in Germanz. Zesterdaz, I went to meet Theresa after she had finished Uni. Unfortunatelz, Matt took the map so I had to ask mz waz there. I said a lot of “Etschooldigong”, followed bz mz two-second guide proceeding to conduct matters entirelz in English.
Must go to breakfast with Theresa-resz and Mattieu.
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